By Joshua Errett

Halifax has Pizza Corners, and Toronto has Pole Corners. This is a photo of the north pole (not North Pole) looking across the street at the south poles (there are three useless poles, with the original poley now becoming a street sign). Say what you will about the city of Toronto, but they don’t “pole” any punches when it comes to street maintenance. Of course, with all these random poles, they could just be “pole-ing” our legs. But, seriously, whatever function these poles serve, we’re positive some Yonge and St Clair residents will find them downright “ap-pole-ing”! Pole.