Mississauga GooseDamn Streeter, and a Crabby Streeter Bonus

Oh the things people say when they don't know Torontoist is listening. New ear Nathan F sends us the following streeter from deep in the heart of Mississauga country:

Two deadbeats sit at a park.

Deadbeat one: Are gooses awkward?
Deadbeat two: Geese.
Deadbeat one: What?
Deadbeat two: It's 'geese'.
Deadbeat one: : Oh, right... Sorry. Are geese awkward?
Deadbeat two: No.

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Far from the fowl of S-A-U-G-A comes a Sunday Spadina streeter. Four plus-size gents are walking north.

Plus-size one: Well I love crab...
Plus-size two: (Interrupting) but it's a lot of work, man, a lot of work!
Plus-size three: Yeah, too much work, for not a lot of meat!
Plus-size one: (sadly, almost misty-eyed) Yeah.