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Mayor Miller: A Whiter Shade of Pale

By Joshua Errett

millershair.gifMayor David Miller, partially elected for his vibrant hair, may be going white.
Over the last year, Miller’s hair has gone from a salt-and-pepper grey in 2004 to a more uniform white we see today. It’s said that hair loses its pigment after a traumatic event, and we can perhaps point our finger at the patterns of gun violence in the city this summer or even the on-going attacks by Royson James in the Star. After not getting a full vacation and being couped up indoors for much of August, Miller may need to take a “hair care” week.
Also, if you swim in a heavily chlorinated pool and then neglect to shampoo, your hair could go green.

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  • Exploited3

    Program on the emergence of civilization.
    “14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
    13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
    None from the sub-Saharan African continent. ”
    Favor.
    And disfavor.
    They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it’s applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.
    The roots of racism are not of this earth.
    Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.
    The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.
    AIDS in Africa.
    Organizational Heirarchy
    Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:
    1. MUCK – perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as “god”
    2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
    3. Mafia (evil) aliens – runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere (On planets where they approved evil.)
    Terrestrial management:
    4. Chinese/egyptians – this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
    5. Romans – they answer to the egyptians
    6. Mafia – the real-world interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
    7. Jews, corporation, women, politician – Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.
    Survival of the favored.
    Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
    1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.
    Many Muslims are being used like the Germans and Japanese of wwii::being used to hurt others and envoke condemnation upon their people.
    I wish I could find a source to educate many Muslim fundamentalists. Muhammad is alive. He is a man chosen like Jesus Christ and, due to his historical status, will live forever.
    They can affect the weather and Hurricane Katrina was accomplished for many reasons and involves many interests, as anything this historical is::
    1. Take heat off Sheenhan/Iraq, protecting profitable war machine/private war contracts
    2. Gentrification. New Orleans median home price of $84k is among the lowest in major American cities, certainly among desirable cities.

  • Josh

    i’m considering a phone call to the authorities after that comment.