By Joshua Errett

The message is clear this September: Canadian albums will once again act on behalf of freedom and decency, liberating the world from evil. Starting with the New Porn record and moving through past Broken Social Scene, Canadian music will be a model which for every country in the world will be based on. Promise made, promise kept!
- The message is not so clear tonight at Sneaksies Deesies tonight, when the Parkas and DJ Kat Burns play Broken Telephone. That means $2.50 beers and some kinda secret phrase game.
- What’s that Metric? Did you say “10 spontaneous and heartfelt songs that fucking rock”? Thought so. Metric return with J Collett. $20 tickets on sale this Friday, August 12th at Rotate This, Soundscapes.
- Who’s going to play the Joker in the next Batman? Here’s the message from the fans.
- This woman can play the key boards. (NEEDS sound.)
- This woman is pregnant.