By Joshua Errett

Who can promote a irresponsible multinational corporation? Sprinkle it in dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
- Dalton’s buddies lift energy alert. But that doesn’t mean you can leave the microwave on all night.
- Buy all the booze you can, right now.
- Dear Summer, Jay Z is en route to Much Music. Rick the Temp is going to be grilling him, although VJ Hannah might have made a better interview.
- The Silver Jews! From Stereogum.
- Be a homestarrunner gamer. Site run from Nova Scotia.
- But wait, if you’re going to be a gamer, at least do it locally. Play BATTLESHIP off a Toronto Beaches website. Other games included.
- This new Wonka movie, unfortunately, is a GIANT Nestle commercial. Oompa, Loompa.
Graphic stolen from here.