1. Eglinton Station (Upstairs, next to Kitchen Table)
Skipping straight to the number one pick for creepiest subway washroom…say hello to Eglinton Station! As one of the major bus stations on the subway line, Eglinton becomes a stopping point for a whole bunch of people. The washrooms are hidden in the back of the station, and get a lot of post-bar-if-I-don’t-pee-now-I-will-die business. At the same time, Torontoist can’t remember using the public facilities here without witnessing a homeless sponge-bath. The mirrors are long missing, but the ever-resourceful TTC people have provided patrons with shiny brushed metal plates; not great for checking hair or make-up, but effective at reflecting any creepers sneaking up behind you. And if nothing else, the lingering smell of Cin-A-Bon combines with air freshener for a…unique…experience.