JEWS: The Toronto Jewish Film Fest is on, which means for the next week the Bloor Cinema will be Bubbes a Go Go. Now likes Watermarks, Eye likes Campfire, and TOist likes it when our Bubbe remembers to unwrap her candy before the start of the film. But don't count on it.

CUES: Go For Zucker. A German Jewish black comedy about pool. Nuf said.

BOOS: Some things are so bad they go past good and back to bad again. We're not sure if House of Wax is one of those things, but we've been seeing a lot of "with the glorious exception of Hilton, who is so bad she steals the show" kind of crap in many a review, so there you go.

- And if none of these suit your fancy, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou hits a Queen Video near you this week. Middling, but Paris-free.