By Joshua Errett

Not all Irish, but serving green beer:
The James Joyce (386 Bloor St. W.)
Grossman’s Tavern (379 Spadina Ave.)
Revival (783 College St.) Warning: Crazy green hat celebration
Hugh’s Room (2261 Dundas St. W.)
Ein-stein’s (229 College St.)
C’est What? (67 Front St. E.)
Duke of York (39 Prince Arthur Ave.)
Duke of Gloucester (649 Yonge St.)
Paupers (539 Bloor Street W.)
Shamrock Shake (McDonald’s?)
But for the love of all things green, don’t drive! And whatever you do, don’t wear that obtrusive, giantsized green hat!