By Sarah Lazarovic

- Uh, P Diddy/Mr. Sean John was in town to promote his stellar line of custom tailoring last evening, but who the hell is Puff? Call him the artist formerly known as puff, if you must. Launching new duds with Puff
- Uh, U2 is a very important band, but nobody over the age of nine should be permitted to use this expression. U2 is Da Bomb
- Uh, we used to rag on David Macfarlane too, but we kind of feel for the guy now. If you are going to savage his play, could you come up with a better headline? Thank you. Fishwrap is stale news