By Joshua Errett

Nothing says “I love you” like a text message. And since texting costs a mere 10 cents a message, why not hook up your main squeeze with an SMS sweet nothing instead of roses? According to Nokia Canada, here are some of the most popular mushy texts…
BM Val = Be my Valentine
I L U = I love you
I L U A = I love you a lot
I MIGHT B GAY = We have to talk
H4U = Hot for you
PENETRATION = What are you doing later? X (-: = Let’s kiss
PLYR HTR = I think of your friends when we have sex
I L TOIST = I’ve slept with Adrian the Adorable Sports Writer
I L TOIST X 2 = Twice
3 8 1 = 3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning: I love you
Have a great V-Day! Your relationship won’t last!