By Joshua Errett

Expect distasteful Jello and Cliff Huxtable jokes to fly around the office/classroom/closet today as Bill Cosby has been accused of sexual assault. A Toronto-area woman has come forward to Durham police about an alleged incident involving Cosby in Philadelphia area in January 2004. Cosby denies the very serious charge, saying through his lawyer that it is a case of “inappropriate touching” at best. No charges have been filed as the investigation is on-going. Cosby, known for his role as the supernatural but loving father in Ghost Dad, has cancelled all appearances.