By Flannery

While David Miller, the Mayor, cannot have passed his finest week, given the scorn with which the mainstream press approached the bureaucratic reorganization he rammed through council yesterday, the world’s other David Millers made sure to pick up the slack. David Millers, like Jason Chows, like to get each others’ backs. To wit:
Deputy David Miller of Tullahoma, Tennessee was totally on last week, having done his part to uphold the Volunteer State’s peace on three different occasions. He responded to both a theft and an accident, and arrested a man for making harassing phone calls.
Chicago Bears guard David Miller was re-signed to the team’s practice squad last week, a stunning turnaround after having been waived on October 5th.
…and Ballarat, Australia historian David Miller got to use the word “escutcheon” in conversation with a reporter from the Sydney Morning Herald.
Circle the wagons, David Millers! Circle the wagons!