By Joshua Errett

In a world where people are willing to spend unimaginable amounts of money on grilled cheese sandwiches and Travis CD’s, it’s a refreshing change of pace to get a CD free of charge. For a limited time only, a compilation album with such artists as the Hidden Cameras, Frog Eyes, the Wrens, Court and Spark, Xiu Xiu, and Goblin Cock can be yours for nothing but your address. The catch – Absolutely Kosher Records offers the free compilation of independent hits (and misses) only to those willing to join their mailing list.
To get your absolutely free Absolutely Kosher CD, write the following email:
To: macher@absolutelykosher.com
From: whatever your address is…not really important here.
CC: also not important.
BCC: what is this one for anyway?
Subject: Absolutely Kosher mailing list and sampler request!
Message: Hiya, I would like to join your mailing list. Please send me a CD sampler. My name, address and country are: (then type your mailing address here).
Since our address doesn’t have a huge market value, Torontoist thinks this is a pretty reasonable deal. Especially for the Goblin Cock. Thanks Absolutely Kosher.